12 Seasons of Texas T-Shirt – The Ultimate Weather Survival Guide
Think Texas has four seasons? Bless your heart. Around here, we cycle through twelve unpredictable, mood-swinging, allergy-inducing, sun-scorching, and fake-cold seasons—all packed into a single year. This shirt is a hilarious, all-too-relatable guide to the Lone Star State’s ever-chaotic climate.
☀️🔥 From "Hell’s Front Porch" to "The Pollening," each season is more dramatic than the last. Just when you think you’re safe, Second Winter and False Fall remind you who’s boss.
Available in charcoal and Columbia blue, this tee is perfect for Texans who understand the struggle—or for out-of-staters who just don’t get it (yet). Wear it proudly, and be prepared to explain to tourists why Texas weather never plays fair.
Get yours now—before "Second Summer" sneaks up again! 🤠
